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Website Review: BitchinKitchen.tv



I received an email a few days ago to this account, from someone at the bitchinkitchen.tv website. It didn’t quite look like spam, so I didn’t delete it right away, but figured I could have a look when I had some time.

So I took a look tonight. Of course, being this came from email, I typed the URL directly into my browser. I was pleasantly surprised, after being greeted with rich vibrant colors, and some interesting content. The site looks like it’s updated with recipes about once or twice a month, and is intended to be delivered on mobile media (notice the V-Cast ads on the left?). The rest of the content is random musings, some food related, some not.

I clicked on one of the videos for “Pissed Penne Arrabiata,” which is a 5 minute short on making Penne Arrabiata. I must say, it was very entertaining, but I didn’t see any real educational value there (i.e., there was no real recipe). Upon further examination, clicking on “Food/Drink” in the menu bar revealed the recipe. There are lots of good ideas, and some very clever recipe titles: “Bag ‘Em, Tag ‘Em French Toast,” “Deflate Your Mate Chickpeas,” and “Sex-Life Saving Shepherds Pie,” among others.

Doing some additional research, I came across this article, describing the advent and development of “Bitchin Kitchen.” Seems that it was, in fact, designed for the mobile web (score one for me!), and it was supposed to be a humorous take on foodie culture.

I enjoyed the site, a lot. Its recipes are interesting and the presentation is very entertaining. I don’t think this will become a regular-go-to-site for food or recipes–I would include this under “Just For Fun” in my blog reader–but for daily or weekly fun, this site has got it. Check out www.bitchinkitchen.tv the next time you need something interesting to look at!

Things that don’t taste good, followed by those that do.



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I just finished stuffing and licking 61 envelopes for Christmas cards. Well, to be fair, I had lots of help–my wife helped with about half of them. But let me tell you–envelope glue is some nasty! I need to have something, anything that will take the taste from my mouth. That will probably end up being a diet soda, in all truthfulness, but it could be many other things (I thought about having a small nightcap since it’s almost bed time, you know?).

Some things it will not be:

  • Any kind of bleu cheese. I don’t like the smell or the taste. It’s like moldy socks to me. Yuck.
  • Eggnog. Maybe I just haven’t had the right kind, but this has never hit my palate the right way.
  • Veal. Okay, I’m just weird about this–I don’t eat it on principal, but I don’t mind the taste… It’s just… How can you kill a baby cow just to get tender meat?
  • Malt liquor (a la Zima, or Smirnoff Ice). My liquor should not taste like Kool-aid, dammit!
  • Hot tea with cream and sweetener. This ruins a good tea, in my opinion.

I’m sure this list could go on and on. There are just some things I will not consume (although, I will at least try things once, so I can say I don’t like them for certain).

What about you? What foods will you absolutely not eat? Why not?

Another reason to hate Paula Deen?



As a follow up to my post last night, a friend sent me a link to this picture:

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I can’t help but think this has to be a joke. That, or this shopping cart program just really sucks.

I hope you got a chuckle from this. Happy Saturday (almost!).